Dear anyone in Ch*na who has clout

We wanted to let you know that we are MORE than happy to come at any time.

And we mean that.

Any.time.

Because it is time.  Not just because we have been waiting a long time, but because it is time. 

Surely our paperwork is calling your name.  See that signature line, and the place for your official stamp?  

We respectfully and longingly await news of our Travel Approval.  And we very much look forward to the day that should be here now, when it is here now.

Sincerely,

Us